I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.
me trying to make a successful text post
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
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could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
These are the important questions.
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
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life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm
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