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themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

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quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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doitforduchess:

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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These are the important questions.

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avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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krustomer:

life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm

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