Reblog if you’re ugly.

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I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

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nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

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See what your followers think of you. BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

my to do list 1: you

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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kokkinoagapi:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

Pretty much

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

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homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

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