Reblog if you’re ugly.
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I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
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i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot